$q=q((pete gamache));$_=fpeoiaglclivdlcgglvqhcbwclemhcbwflclvqivcrgqhc
+bwafak
;sub A{for(($a=1)..pop){$a*=$a*=$a+$a*$a;$a%=999999}$a%128}sub b{@A=a.
+.pop}$
qq.=chr A(uc b($1))while s/(..)//;$qq="($qq)";&z;print"$q $qq 14 /Cour
+ier ";
sub c{$x=$_[0];$x-=6.28until$x<6.28;my$a;for(0..10){$a+=($x**(2*$_)*(-
+1)**$_
)/_(2*$_)}$a*2**(-$_[0]/8)}sub _{$_[0]<1?1:$_[0]*_($_[0]-1)}print join
+ (' ',
'66 666 translate 510 0 moveto 0 dup dup lineto 50 moveto',map{$_,c($_
+/8)*50
,'lineto'}(0..444)),' stroke findfont exch scalefont setfont 222 -30 m
+oveto'
,' show 222 20 moveto show showpage';sub z{$q=~s/(g.+E)/$1, $1\@gmail.
+com/i}

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It would make good sense to pipe this to lpr or something. Obfuscating a stack language is hard!

This japh incorporates my last one. Click here if you'd like to see the output. This is a PostScript adaptation of my old ascii email signature...

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