A classic children's poem using Tie'd variables and some abuse to the ternary operator. 
#!/usr/bin/perl 

use strict;
use Tie::Cycle;

tie my $parent, 'Tie::Cycle', [ qw(Mama Papa) ];
tie my $head_owner, 'Tie::Cycle', [ qw(his her) ];
my $monkeys = 5;

do {
        print "$monkeys little monkeys jumping on the bed,\n";
        print "One fell off and bumped $head_owner head.\n";
        print "$parent called the Doctor and the Doctor said,\n";
        (--$monkeys)  ? print "\"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!\"
+\n\n" : print "\"Put those monkeys straight to bed!\"\n\n\n";

} while ($monkeys);

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In reply to Five litte Tie::Cycle Monkeys by KurtSchwind

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