... it has today already go down the history book as a failed project.

Firstwith, snookums, we all know you're none of a time-traveler, an alien, an esper, a historian, or even a decent writer. Drop the gag; you're transparent.

Secondwith, sweetie, you can still use it after we release it, even after all of the nasty little tantrums you've thrown. We don't mind at all. If you're good, I might even talk the copyright holders into letting us release a working version oh, let's say, several years ago, and then each month every month for the past year.

Unlike you, I actually am a time-traveler, a historian, and a decent writer.

In reply to Re^2: Don't Write That In Perl! by chromatic
in thread Don't Write That In Perl! by Ovid

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