This is just a bunch of blanket statements and your logic is drunk:
"Through perl I came into contact with Postgres", okay it is true for you, but is perl the only language has a postgres driver?
"my understanding for Solaris and Linux increased", during my years of employment in Sun, I never used perl, so I didn't know solaris more than you did?
"To use perl, you must learn", so you don't need to learn to use other languages? which language is that? that sounds like a big advantage of that language.
"Guys, it's still fucking perl. Perl is good." I knew perl is good, but your post didn't provide one prove other than a stream of emotional bubbling, and this one sentence just pushed it all the way up.