I think what would really be best would be if you had a bunch of bots that worked like the monkey in the proverbial shakespeare cage, constantly preping possible responses. Then, when you view a node you could also select from a range of bot preped answers (all uniformly formatted and quoting properly) from a checklist.
Users would only have to function as selection criteria for the bots. This will save you from having to type anything at all and still give you the pleasure of knowing it has been done right in some sense.