What you say!! I got XP as a result of this quest! I just upvoted the comments until I got one point! :-D Seriously. How 'bout we get no points now, but 20 points if you use one of our ideas as a future poll.

What do you take into the bath/shower with you?

• A rubber duck
• A rubber camel
• A waterproof pen so I can code by writing on the walls.
• An umbrella (so I don't get wet)
• Why shower?
• Vroom/Cowboy Neil

What's the best way to prank your cubicle/office mate

• The old underwear up the company flagpole routine
• Forging a note from the boss stating that the next project is to be coded in Aramaic.
• Angry lobsters in the desk drawer!
• Waiting until they pass out from too much coding, tying them to their chair, naked, with a note taped to their chest saying "Have a happy Saturnalia", covering them in office condiments such as non-dairy creamer, and then wheeling them to a department on the other side of the building.
• Replace his Perl binaries with Ruby.

What does PERL stand for?

• Partially Etherial Religious Life
• Patented Evil-Removing Language
• Poingent Erudite Ribald Lecture
• Painless Effervescent Radient Lingo
• Pasty Elastic Relaxing Larry
• Very Respected Object Oriented Manufacturer

What's the best part about the Monastery?

• Our holy water is Mountain Dew.
• "Hail Larry" rhymes with "Hail Mary"
• Fewer difficult names (such as Zerubbabel, Eliakim, and Rehoboam) in our holy texts.
• CPAN gives us a limited sense of what omniscience feels like.
• We all really dig eachother!

I'm gonna add more! Just you wait!

~W

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