What I really need is a plush vroom doll to sit on top of my monitor.

I would:

• stick pins in it when I get server errors.
• drown it in beer when my XP goes up.
• dose it with vodka when the wiki nodes come online.
• hose it with Tanqueray when it bans mr_leisure.
• buy it Skiles gift certificates when it graduates.
• and be at it's wedding when it meets Ms. Plush Vroom.

And, of course, it would be wearing a Primus T-shirt, and holding a jar of salsa in one hand, grinning maniacally.

--Chris

e-mail jcwren

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