I know it does, hence the message re variance. Heck, Win32 systems don't even use the #!/usr/bin/perl line at all,
so it was completely superfolous on the system it was created on. I just needed some more filler, really. 8)
And there isn't any whitespace after the lines; that's rather the point: characters within a comment are relevant
to the correct operation of the program in this case! 8)
of Western industrial civilization.