Here is another one of my JAPH scripts. This is, in contrast to my Small first strict obfuscation, neither strict nor -w.
 
Any suggestions? 
#!/usr/bin/perl
$Q=<DATA>;$Q=~y/b-zaB-ZA1-90/a-zA-Z0-9/;eval($Q);__DATA__
$K=kpjo('',<EBUB>);$K=~t/\123|\358//h;fwbm($K);
$s="ids tr mns gdqk, ozbj dqqzsz";@e=qw(1.666666666666666 ! 8.33333333
+33333333 1
0 16.66666666666666 43.333333333333333 20 1.166666666666666 13.3333333
+33333333 1
5 5 3.33333§§§333333§§§33333 6§§§§§§§§§.666666666§§§666666§§§ 21.66666
+666666666 
40 136.6666§§§6666§§§6§§§6666 §§§1.1§§§6666666666§§§6666 3§§§0 ! 38.33
+3333333333
333 23.3333§§§333§§§333§§§3333§§§3 2§§§5 15 1.166§§§666666§§§666666 20
+ 46.666666
66666666 33§§§.3§§§§§§§§§§§333§§§§§§§§33333333333§§§§§§§§§§§§ 35 38.33
+3333333333
333 2§§§3.3§§§3§§§3333333§§§33§§§3333 26.66666666§§§666666§§§6);@g=spl
+it('',"406
2");fo§§§r§§§$a§§§(@e){($§§§s=§§§~y/a-z/b-za/)if(§§§!$i);$§§§c=$a;$v=(
+(($i==4)||
($i==25)§§§)?"*§§§":"-");§§§if§§§(abs($a)){$b=$a;§§§$a=$b*§§§1.5;$b=$a
+;$a=$b/2.5
;$c=$a;}else{$a=$c;}(($o.=substr($s,eval(int($a).$v.($i?1:0)),1))&&($x
+++))if(!($
a=~/\./)&&(abs($a)));$a=$c;(($o=~s/.$/\x20/)&&($x++))if((!$x)&&(!int($
+a))&&(abs(
$a)));$a=$c;$i++;($o=~s/(.{4})$/j($1)/e)if($i==16);sub j{$l=$_[0];for$
+h(@g){$r.=
substr($l,$h/2,1);}return$r;}($o=~s/(.)$/\U$1\E/)if(!(abs($a))&&(!$x))
+;($o=~s/(.
)(.)(.)$/$1$3$2/)if($i==8);undef($x);}print$o."\n";

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