PPMRC warning: parts of the original lyrics (and, by extension, this poem) may be considered offensive by some. If you find you are easily irritated by profane words or situations, you may want to pass this by and instead answer a question in SoPW :-).

AABC x 8;

!I->can( help( my @feelings ) );
mind: { I::goto(out) }
come( @players )->get(me);
cos (@_->like( END{} ));
!I->can( love( my $business ) )
if !I->can( get(trick) );
while( tricks->kids )  { lc "Santa Monica" }

( Oh,come(on) and kick(me) )x3;
You->got( $_{problems} );
I  ->got( $_->wipe( END{} ) );

!I->can( help( my @boogies ) );
control: { @_->goto(out) };
I->know( !you->care )
xor I->want( you->know );
$flavor{ knee stocking }++->treat for
men( !bother( $teat{taste} ) );

( Oh,come(on) and kick(me) )x3;
You->got( $_{problems} );
I  ->got( $_->wipe( END{} ) );
You->got( $_{ uc( g x "s" ) } );
I  ->got( my %pipe );

( Oh,come(on) and kick(me) )x3;
You->got( $_{problems} );
I  ->got( $_->wipe( END{} ) );
You->got( $_{ uc( g x "s" ) } );
( I  ->got( my %pipe ) )x3;

[download]

Adapted from Hash Pipe by Rivers Cuomo, inspired by Hash Pipe Problem.

Additional disclaimer: the above compiles but doesn't run. I find this is good enough for me (and besides, if you're expecting something called "hash pipe" to execute sensibly you're possibly overly optimistic ;-).


All dogma is stupid.

In reply to % | by tirwhan

Title:
Use:  <p> text here (a paragraph) </p>
and:  <code> code here </code>
to format your post, it's "PerlMonks-approved HTML":


  • Posts are HTML formatted. Put <p> </p> tags around your paragraphs. Put <code> </code> tags around your code and data!
  • Titles consisting of a single word are discouraged, and in most cases are disallowed outright.
  • Read Where should I post X? if you're not absolutely sure you're posting in the right place.
  • Please read these before you post! —
  • Posts may use any of the Perl Monks Approved HTML tags:
    a, abbr, b, big, blockquote, br, caption, center, col, colgroup, dd, del, details, div, dl, dt, em, font, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, hr, i, ins, li, ol, p, pre, readmore, small, span, spoiler, strike, strong, sub, summary, sup, table, tbody, td, tfoot, th, thead, tr, tt, u, ul, wbr
  • You may need to use entities for some characters, as follows. (Exception: Within code tags, you can put the characters literally.)
            For:     Use:
    & &amp;
    < &lt;
    > &gt;
    [ &#91;
    ] &#93;
  • Link using PerlMonks shortcuts! What shortcuts can I use for linking?
  • See Writeup Formatting Tips and other pages linked from there for more info.