More CB madness spilling out in the wide world. Petruchio and yBiC have to take the blame for setting me off. Keywords "White Album", "Perl"

He's not a monk
who uses strict
do do do do do do,
oh yeah
He's well acquainted with the the scream of a broken sub
like a python snippet slipped inline
The monk in the crowd with the multicolored <td>'s on his own home node
coding cargo-cult while his comrades are busy working overtime
a SOAP packet of his wife which he parsed and donated to the site's braintrust

I need use strict 'cause I'm going down
down to the sub that I wrote uptown
I need use strict 'cos I'm goin' down.

Monker superior wrote the sub
Monker superior wrote the sub
Monker superior wrote the sub
Monker superior wrote the sub

Happiness is a clean sub (perlrun perltoot-toot)

(Update): the backup singers should be singing "hash-bang pe-e-erltoot", 'cos that's just funnier. But NM. Maybe when I get a not totally off-the-cuff version down, I'll post it in Tutorials =)

Oh, that's enough out of me for a while.

BTW, dws reminds me that not everybody will be able to figure out the tune this should be sung / heard to ... it's "Happiness is a Warm Gun"

I'm sure the other culprits can contribute their own ...

In reply to Happiness by arturo

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