Waaay back when I was in college, I went to Pizza Hut Halloween night. The high-schooler behind the counter asked why I wasn't in costume. (I was wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and my school jacket.) I looked down, feigned a distressed look, and replied: "Oh, but I am! I decided to go as a human this year... You wanna see the zipper?"
Something about the earnest delivery of that last line really shook the kid up.
HTH,
planetscapeIn reply to Re: My idea of Halloween fun
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in thread My idea of Halloween fun
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