It is written in Saints in our Book that "there are a lot of things monks are supposed to be but lazy is not one of them." Yet, St. Larry hath sayeth in the Great Canon that laziness is one of the three great virtues of a programmer. If a Perl Monk is a programmer, then one must conclude that:

A corollary is that, if St. Larry is virtuous, then:

I will admit that the virtue of hubris might outweigh the virtue of laziness, and lead an individual programmer to seek the glory of sainthood.

But I'm probably not one of them. As an esteemed programmer-god, I proclaim proudly that I possess heaping amounts of the virtue of laziness, so it looks like way too much work to gain Perl Monk sainthood. Therefore, unless you can grant me sainthood right this minute, y'all will never hear from me again.

In reply to Q.E.D.-Perl Monks are not canonically virtuous by SuburbanHermit

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