It's not the most eloquent way to put it, and it's still got some code structure instead simply flowing, but I've never tried this before. It's venting/jest. 
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;

open (BLACKBOARD, "+>blackboard"); #look around
no strict;
use less 'time';
my $hand = 'reluctant'; @chalk = 'obsolete';
sub cheat {print BLACKBOARD "I will not use Perl in C class\n";}
until ($caught) {
    use warnings;
    &cheat;
    $teacher_enters = int(rand(10));
    if ($teacher_enters == 1) {
        no warnings;
        $caught = "red handed";
        close BLACKBOARD;
        delete @chalk[1,2,4];
    } else {redo}
}
die "You are not to use Perl in C class, start the assignment again!";

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