On that subject, I'm sure most monks have seen this (or a variation) on various computers. It's not politically correct, but ...

ACHTUNG!

Das Elektromaschine ist nicht fur Fingerpoken und Mittengrabben. Ist easy snappen das Springenwerk und blowenfusen mit Poppencorken und Spitzensparken. Das bloodunddammit rubbernecken Sightseeren mussen keepen das Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen, und watchen das Blinkenlights.

Original author unknown.

Regards,

John Hywel Davies
(who needs a middle name to avoid confusion with the thousands of others).

Update: fixed minor typo

In reply to Re^9: Do you have a middle name? by davies
in thread Do you have a middle name? by ambrus

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