I have read the other comments I have seen on this, and would add the following:
If I wanted to show a non-Perl programmer how easy Perl is, I would use some of the things you refer to as complicated. For instance:
Well designed objects make your code look easier, not harder, because you can code a high-level interface that hides the complexity of what lies beneath.
You can then surround your code with lots of comments. I use a colorizing editor which greys them out, including when you print. The contrast makes the code look very clean.
Use variables everywhere, especially with meaningful names, rather than implicits: $_ and the like. Unobfuscate your code to the point where, though not self-documenting, it is at least highly readable, especially in the context of its comments.
I think you can make a good case for Perl as a serious development language in an environment that is not exactly Perl-friendly.