(Note: much of this is written after a day of hard physical labor - chipping and grinding rust, cutting metal, welding, etc. while listening to stuff like Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" and Delbert McClinton's "Somebody to Love You" at skin-ripping volume all day long, so I may still be under the influence of testosterone and adrenaline; Caveat Lector. Even if your name isn't Hannibal.)