I don't know whether it's the wretched heat in Canada (we've had 90 degree days -- 35, for all you metricians -- for the conference) or something else, but I'm making myself a shirt. I don't know yet what the front will say (something to do with "I'm japhy"), but the back will be some hideous obfusregex (of COURSE it's a regex) to produce my name. Beware.