The actual string stuff here is pretty basic. I just don't see closures in japh's often enough. 
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
use strict;sub mm{my $p=(q+1249211252m+.q-541159023a-.
q*1952998770r*.q!542139762c!.q^1814055009u^.q/1667982706s/);
return sub{pack(shift,split(/[a-z]/,$p))}}my$q=mm;print $q->("l*");

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Quiz:Anyone want to guess what my first name is? Shouldn't be too tough...

In reply to an obfuscated closure by Maestro_007

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