I think this is a basic misunderstanding of ...

Its much more basic than that, see Re^4: Trying to Insert Alt Tags Programmatically, your program, once again, looks nothing like that, you still got Metabot, and all the other things you copy/pasted, except now you have Ebola and Botulism too. 

#!/usr/bin/perl --
use strict;
use warnings;

use ... all the other things that you need;

Main( @ARGV ):
exit( 0 );

[download]

Another question what is sub Ebola supposed to be doing?

Nothing if you don't know. I could try to explain how it was supposed to replace part of your code that kept repeating, how you're supposed to make sure it does what you need, and name it something descriptive, but honestly, whats the point, you're just going to ignore what i wrote, and copy/paste the code section

In reply to Re: SEO Fixer Part II - Updated by Anonymous Monk
in thread SEO Fixer Part II - Updated by socrtwo

Title:
Use:  <p> text here (a paragraph) </p>
and:  <code> code here </code>
to format your post, it's "PerlMonks-approved HTML":


  • Posts are HTML formatted. Put <p> </p> tags around your paragraphs. Put <code> </code> tags around your code and data!
  • Titles consisting of a single word are discouraged, and in most cases are disallowed outright.
  • Read Where should I post X? if you're not absolutely sure you're posting in the right place.
  • Please read these before you post! —
  • Posts may use any of the Perl Monks Approved HTML tags:
    a, abbr, b, big, blockquote, br, caption, center, col, colgroup, dd, del, details, div, dl, dt, em, font, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, hr, i, ins, li, ol, p, pre, readmore, small, span, spoiler, strike, strong, sub, summary, sup, table, tbody, td, tfoot, th, thead, tr, tt, u, ul, wbr
  • You may need to use entities for some characters, as follows. (Exception: Within code tags, you can put the characters literally.)
            For:     Use:
    & &amp;
    < &lt;
    > &gt;
    [ &#91;
    ] &#93;
  • Link using PerlMonks shortcuts! What shortcuts can I use for linking?
  • See Writeup Formatting Tips and other pages linked from there for more info.