Your commenting style hit me in the face like a 1960s COBOL manual. Generally, you are "over commenting". You need to get to the point. Be precise and succinct. Maintenance programmers are often under time pressure. Don't force them to wade through unnecessary comments, "conversational" comments, or witty jokes to get to the meat. A couple of examples of poor commenting from your code:

# # setup requirements, eat your greens #
This comment is unnecessary and jokes like these get old very quickly.
# # Return the value. # return $value;
Don't belabour the obvious!

Perl Best Practices has an excellent chapter on Documentation, which I recommend you read. Some commenting tips (taken from On Coding Standards and Code Reviews):

A couple of other things I noticed:


In reply to Re: How do I prototype a function with a varying number of arguments? by eyepopslikeamosquito
in thread How do I prototype a function with a varying number of arguments? by lyapunov

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