Just for my amusement... It's been awhile since I've done one of these, but a little idea came to me this morning that I played with this evening before turning in. Maybe others will find some amusement in it too.

Enjoy!

$s=q;Just another Perl hacker,;;sub u{;lc pop}for my$i(0..24){push@s,
sub{[(r()>.98)?(\&u,\&l)[&r+.5]->((split//,${substr($s,2,1,)})[$i]):(
split//,$s)[$i],r()*1.3+$i-.65]}}sub l{uc pop}$|++;for(1..500){;@o=([
"\r"],sort{$a->[1]<=>$b->[-1]}map{;$_->()}@s);print$_->[0x00]for@{[@o
]};select$_->[2],$_->[3],$_->[4],r()*.2;}sub r{rand}sub s{$f->[0]=$s}

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Dave

In reply to Nervous sub by davido

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