If only someone would create an alternative to this belligerent, rotting husk of Perl antiquarianism! All the good hackers would flock there and we could live without the oppression forced on us every time we are compelled to visit here against our will. A paradise, ready to scale eternally to the sky with Moore and Miyagawa! One might even say: a new paradigm. Imagine the vigorous growth. Countless new community members participating without shackles or the need to learn Perl. The eager, busy chatting. The amazing discussions and code reaching for new territories. A place where no one would criticize my sentence fragments or anyone's spelling of "you're." Wonderment. Shivers. Nirvāṇa.

In reply to Re^2: Because fsck /. That’s why! by Your Mother
in thread Reaped: "Dear BrowserUK: fsck you." by NodeReaper

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