This is my first (and probably last) JAPH. I didn't go crazy with it -- I was making something useful for myself and got carried a little away. It's only useful to you if you're concerned about unix time values rolling over in september of this year (thanks merlyn .. i got the idea from your webpage). Direct comments are OK if anyone has any: 
perl -e '$output=pack("C*",10,109,121,32,36,110,111,119,61,116,105,109
+,101,40,41,59,10,109,121,32,36,116,97,114,103,101,116,61,39,49,48,48,
+48,48,48,48,48,48,48,39,59,10,109,121,32,40,36,115,101,99,44,36,109,1
+05,110,44,36,104,114,115,44,36,100,111,109,44,36,109,111,110,44,36,12
+1,101,97,114,44,36,119,100,97,121,44,36,121,100,97,121,44,36,105,115,
+100,115,116,41,61,108,111,99,97,108,116,105,109,101,40,36,116,97,114,
+103,101,116,32,45,32,36,110,111,119,41,59,10,109,121,32,36,110,111,11
+9,95,115,116,114,105,110,103,61,108,111,99,97,108,116,105,109,101,40,
+116,105,109,101,40,41,41,59,10,109,121,32,36,116,97,114,103,101,116,9
+5,115,116,114,105,110,103,61,108,111,99,97,108,116,105,109,101,40,36,
+116,97,114,103,101,116,41,59,10,109,121,32,36,109,101,115,115,97,103,
+101,61,113,113,123,116,111,100,97,121,32,105,115,32,36,110,111,119,95
+,115,116,114,105,110,103,92,110,36,109,111,110,32,109,111,110,116,104
+,115,32,36,100,111,109,32,100,97,121,115,32,36,104,114,115,32,104,111
+,117,114,115,32,36,109,105,110,32,109,105,110,117,116,101,115,32,36,1
+15,101,99,32,115,101,99,111,110,100,115,32,108,101,102,116,32,116,105
+,108,108,32,85,49,101,57,32,40,36,116,97,114,103,101,116,95,115,116,1
+14,105,110,103,41,92,110,74,117,115,116,32,97,110,111,116,104,101,114
+,32,80,101,114,108,32,72,97,99,107,101,114,92,110,115,99,111,111,112,
+101,114,92,64,97,98,115,111,108,117,116,101,109,97,100,110,101,115,11
+5,46,99,111,109,92,110,125,59,10,112,114,105,110,116,32,36,109,101,11
+5,115,97,103,101,59,10);eval $output;'

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Hope it still runs after going through the system. It's my first post here :-)

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