A fellow monk wrote a tool called perlc that can pack everything into a single executable, you can grab it Here. From what I've seen, it works fairly well.
No, it is completely unsuitable for this purpose (or any purpose really)
In reply to Re^2: How to create stand alone Exe
by Anonymous Monk
in thread How to create stand alone Exe
by gocpon
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