#!/usr/bin/perl foreach $man (@men) { kill (eval method), $man->love; $man->tell( method ); } method = sub { return '($man->look =~ /bitter/ && 14) || ($man->word =~ /flattering/ && 4) || ($man->coward ? (use Kiss && 5) : (use Sword && 9)'; }
[original © Oscar Wilde. July 7th, 1896]