Apache::GopherHandler has now been released. This makes it possible to make any Apache2/mod_perl server into a Gopher server. It coincides with the release of Gopher::Server 0.1.1, which fixes some issues that croped up during the development of Apache::GopherHandler. Both modules are available off Gopher itself.

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