in reply to If perl was a woman...

I don't think she'd be the kind of girl you'd think she would be. My apologies to the Kinks:

I met her in a cube farm down in old soho
Where the electrons move and it's not that very rural
Ruuuuuraaaaal
R-u-r-a-l rur-ral
She asked me to fire up vim & give it a whirl
I asked her $^V and in a dark brown voice she said ... Per-rel
P-e-r-l per-rel pp-pp-pp-pp per-rel

*ducks tomatoes*

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Re: Re: If perl was a woman...
by Fletch (Bishop) on Mar 28, 2004 at 03:10 UTC

    And more apologies to Neil Diamond / Urge Overkill . . .

    I love you so much, can't $count all the ways
    I've die()'d for you girl and all they can say is
    "He's not your kind"
    ...
    Perl, you'll be a woman soon . . .