I dont know what all the fuss is about.. If Perl were a woman/man, then Perl wouldn't be a programming language, and knowing myself, I probably wouldn't have met Perl yet. At least not personally, I may have stumbled upon the Perl appreciation society, and wondered who/what it was.. No celebrity of such reknown can compete with my own love though, I don't think I'd want to go out with a celeb, and have all that fuss..

Still, if it weren't for Perl being Perl, we wouldn't have met anyways, so I do love Perl to death..

C.