" This is the kind of thread that will generate tons of useless "get a new boss" posts. I hereby declare that I will -- any such posts unless they provide a creative way of getting rid of the current boss :) (Special rules: No voltages in excess of 220V, no items considered "military-grade weapons" in the respective country)"
OK, so let's say that your Boss is named Bill...and the unlucky coder's name is redmist. In that case, redmist sneaks into the office and takes the UPS that he just "procured" from the salt factory (BTW, the UPS is filled with salt), and DROP IT ON HIS POINTY LITTLE HEAD!!! Then grab a cup of coffee and the insurance money and rip out his heart so he can see how black it is before he dies...then shrivel it up and keep it as a souvenir. Then, send it to college, for that extra bit of torture.
redmist
redmist.dyndns.org
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Thanks to
neshura, and
Ozymandias for being my imagineers.