That's a problem that's been bugging me for quite a while. After a severe brain overload, trying to figure out how it could be both the best and worst of times, I just quit trying to anylize it :), it seemed slightly oxymoronic :). Maybe that "die" function is why I can never get past the first line of the book in order to finish it, or even get started :), hahahaha :). Anyway, excellent job, I'm thinking there should be a new node added to Perl Monks called something like "Perl Literature" and release Perl programmers on classic literature :).
To be perfectly honest, I've never read the book, I just
thought it was funny. I used my l33tsp34k program to convert a copy of the book from http://promo.net/pg/
Project Gutenberg.
As to your suggestion regarding classic literature, it sounds like it could work. Shakespeare could easily fit under
obfu perl though <g>. Seriously though, maybe we're onto something.
Vroom, if you're listening, we need a Perl Poetry subset for literature!