I don't think this is obfuscated code, but here goes a japh in the MIPS assembly language:

       .data
japh:  .asciiz "Just another Perl hacker\n"    
       .text
       .globl main
main:      
       li $v0, 4 
       la $a0, japh
       syscall
       li  $v0, 10                
       syscall
[download]