Captain Picard: "Didn't I say that?"

Computer: "Yes, you didn't."

Captain Picard: "Very well, proceed at your discretion."

Computer: "Am I allowed to choose which version of Perl to use?"

Captain Picard: "Please do."

Computer: "Working..."

Computer: "Good evening, Dave. Would you like to play a game of chess?"

Captain Picard: "Not that version, you stupid machine!"