Befunge and Smalltalk got drunk, hit the hay, and spawned off a child process affectionately known as Bmall. It combines the power of OO with precisely one data type. It ran away from 127.0.0.1 and was presumed dead, but reappeared recently, muttering strange things about its technical superiority before disappearing once again and re-emerged after marrying Brainf*ck. Unfortunately, their child was named "Brainall" and I mistakenly thought it was a sport drink for geeks and drank it. My bad.