Iff yuoo cunnect tu a vebseete-a feea [cpun://LVP::UserEgent] it cuoonts in rumun noomerels und iff yuoor inter zee deener thruoogh a brooser it uses und ebecoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Su noo zeey dun't qooeete-a cuoont zee seme-a. Boot zeen it meeght depend oon zee brooser. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iff yuoo use-a Oopera it meeght use-a a cuoonteeng steeck insteed. Bork bork bork! Boot seence-a zee munooel ves vreettee in Svedeesh Cheff (bork! bork!) it ves herd fur me-a tu reed. Bork bork bork!