Seriously, the best approach to this is to remove your script from PerlMonks, ensure it exists in only one location (say, a 1.44 inch floppy) and then put it out of its misery in a humane fashion (maybe toss it into a river?). To quote a phrase from an ex-housemate of mine - and not wishing to offend any esteemable monks - "you can't polish a turd".