in reply to saving the key of a hash

One interpretation of the question is that you are looking for a way to save A particular key. Assuming this is what you want to do, here is some pseudo-code (untested).
my $SaveKey; while (my ($key, $val) = each %hash){ if (WHatever condition){ $SaveKey = $key; # Save this one } } my $SavedValue = $hash{$SaveKey}; # Use the saved key, if any

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