Hey bluethundr,
Just a side note on the other problem you mentioned: being away from your home computer and Linux, and not wanting to "footprint" on your hosts' machine...
I have had *great* success with
Knoppix which runs completely off the CD leaving NO FOOTPRINT on the host machine; and it includes perl.
The X windows settings may take some fiddling on older machines, but it runs like a dream on any of the newer (<2years old) machines I have shoved it into.