I'm looking for something witty to put on the web page my techs use for account administration (currently I'm using fortune(6) and a small rotating mullet image script).

Bone::Easy is a bit risque for a company page, so I'm wondering if there's something similar that generates random BOFH excuses? If not, do any of you know where I can get a flat text file of them?

For those of you who haven't seen Bone::Easy, here it is in action.

-Matt