Tuesdays with Larry - The story of how a young man spends time once a week with the creator of Perl and learns Important Life Lessons (TM).

Who Moved My Script? - A guide to Perl for the kind of idiot managers who think reading a book will make them competent.

The Regular Espression Diet - Difficult to get used to, but soon you can't remember how you were able to live without it.

I'm Okay, You're Not - The psychology behind "-w" and "use strict".

The Four Camelmen - The biography of four Perl hackers at Notre Dame who overcome adversity from a sysadmin named Rocky Canute, "a true testament to the human spirit".

Much Ado about Nothing - Random thoughts from the Chatterbox.