From the depths of Microsoft there came a tortured yell... Shayk has been assimilated.

Yes, it's true. I have gone to the other side and joined up with the enemy. Have faith, my fellow monks, for I strive to convert the VB hordes at MS to the enlightenment of Perl.

#!/usr/bin/perl
where:for ($myUnderstanding = $epsilon; $myUnderstanding < $tao; $myUn
+derstanding++)
{
    my $i = new Life::Session;
    $i->observe;
    $i->practice;
    $i->improve;
    $i->live;
    $i->test($myUnderstanding);
}
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