first try at perl poetry.. thrown together while bored at work.
while($I = shift) { my $soul = &aches(4, $you); if ( $soul =~ /to you/ ) { $happiness = "fullfilled"; last; } else { $happiness = undef; } } die $happiness; sub aches { my ($time, $heart) = @_; if(-e $heart) { open(HER, "<$heart") || return "to nothing"; my @dreams = <HER>; if($#dreams - $time) { return "to you"; } } else { return "to nothing"; } }

-brad..