I do have some advice for you.

1. Say "Perl" instead of "PERL".
2. Always use strict. Always use warnings, or add that -w option to the shebang.
3. Get a copy of Programming Perl.
4. Get a copy of the Perl Cookbook.
5. Get a copy of Learning Perl.
6. Read the books.
7. Keep coming to PerlMonks, learn from others, learn from the mistakes of others, and start helping folks by answering questions, once you feel ready.
8. Don't be afraid to ask questions on PerlMonks.
9. Don't be put off by merlyn's answers - he loves us really.