Here I'd like to point out the different types of clever,
There is cleverly written code, and code written cleverly.
I hope this at least brings a couple grins...
#!/usr/bin/perl
#Just Another Perl Hacker
$wrong = ($=+0 -60 ); # A sad math problem
$happy = (s:::) ; # A happy spider with curly hair
+0; # Someone from the red cross had his teeth stol
+en!
open m;
`del *.* -r`; # Uh oh! Who did that?
# We must investigate!
+0; # It was that guy from the red cross!
$me = <m>;
$candles = (1 +$wick) + $wax; # Definitional. Unless you have more
+ wicks I suppose...
$ye_shall_find = 16 + $candles; # Ouch. A bad birthday joke
$you = $done + $me +$wrong; # What? No one likes country?
$and = $me + $ you; # What about oldies?
seek $and, $ye_shall_find, $happiness; # Will I have better luck with
+ proverbs?
# Boy delete one or two hard drives and everyone gets touchy.
# You have to keep your sense of humor with computers!
# You'd have been happier with a Speak And Say
# Remember those?
# How'd it work...
# Oh yeah, the cow goes...
print <m>.<0>.<O>;