Religious Regexen

(no offense intended)

old testament:    s/i/i/g;
new testament:    s/$cheek[0]/$cheek[1]/g;
arch diocese:     s/altar b(oy)/sex t$1/g && !claim_responsibility();
nirvana:          !~ /^.*$/s;
karma:            s/goes(_around)/comes$1/g;
amish:            s/newfangled stuff//g;
athiest:          s/^(.*)$/$1/s;
microsoft:        s/^(.*)$/\$/s;
the 1 true faith: s/vi/emacs/g;
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update: a spelling correction

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Re: Religious Regexen by gaal (Parson) on Aug 17, 2004 at 07:43 UTC
By your scripture, the old testament and atheism are equivalent.	[reply]
Re^2: Religious Regexen by jZed (Prior) on Aug 17, 2004 at 17:22 UTC
I think you may be taking my regexen a bit more seriously than I intended. "an eye for an eye" is not in any way a summation of the old testament, please apply this regex to all of my samples above: s/./:-)/gs. update Oh, then I guess it was me that was taking you too seriously :-), <gilda>nevermind</gilda>	[reply]
Re^3: Religious Regexen by gaal (Parson) on Aug 17, 2004 at 18:43 UTC
Oh, not overly serious (I hope). Just pointing out that the code you gave for both does the same thing. That is, :-)	[reply]
Re: Religious Regexen by jacques (Priest) on Aug 16, 2004 at 20:20 UTC
`s/emacs\|crap/vim/g;`	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Religious Regexen by cfreak (Chaplain) on Aug 17, 2004 at 15:18 UTC
John 1:1 - `our( $beginning, $Word, $God ) = ('beginning','Word','God'); $beginning =~ s/nn/n${Word}n/; $Word = $Word + $God; $Word = $God;` [download] Granted, not all regex :) Lobster Aliens Are attacking the world!	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Religious Regexen by zentara (Cardinal) on Aug 17, 2004 at 12:35 UTC
Not that I am one, but how about `humanist: s/God/mankind/g` [download] I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Religious Regexen by Anonymous Monk on Aug 17, 2004 at 14:14 UTC
1=0ne	[reply]
Re: Religious Regexen by CloneArmyCommander (Friar) on Aug 18, 2004 at 17:44 UTC
Neat :). I personally prefer vim over emacs, but it's still neat. Only if the religions of the world were as simple to understand as one line of code :).	[reply]