in reply to Text in Scripts

Why not post an example of this "very poor style of inserting/formatting text"? Are you talking about HERE DOCS? You can use those both in Perl and shell scripting ... an example of a HERE doc is ...
$ cat <<HEREDOC > blah blah > > blah blha > HEREDOC blah blah + blah blha $ perl print <<HEREDOC; blah blha + blah blah HEREDOC ^D blah blha + blah blah $

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