Missing Susan

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Re: Missing Susan by zentara (Cardinal) on Sep 29, 2004 at 12:34 UTC
Reminds me of a frequently shown Madonna movie: `desparately_seeking('susan');` [download] I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh	[reply] [d/l]
Re^2: Missing Susan by radiantmatrix (Parson) on Oct 05, 2004 at 17:05 UTC
`my $desparate = 1; while ($desparate) { seek(SUSAN, 0, 0); }` [download] radiantmatrix `require General::Disclaimer;`	[reply] [d/l]
Re^3: Missing Susan by sock (Monk) on Oct 13, 2004 at 22:11 UTC
or `while (my $desperation = 1) { seek(SUSAN,0,0); }` [download] But that is not the case. Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Missing Susan by radiantmatrix (Parson) on Oct 05, 2004 at 17:03 UTC
Don't you mean `$I = 'lonely'`? `eq` is a comparison operator, I don't think that's what you wanted... `radiantmatrix` `require General::Disclaimer;`	[reply]
Re^2: Missing Susan by sock (Monk) on Oct 13, 2004 at 22:01 UTC
No, I always thought it would be difficult to portray my entire being with a single variable, so more appropiately I say I resemble lonely when susan is not in my life. Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.	[reply]
Re: Missing Susan by Jasper (Chaplain) on Oct 28, 2004 at 13:29 UTC
what did you get when you had @life = qw{ susan mother friends };?	[reply]