Just a brief summary for those following Wassercrats’ truly astonishing logical abilities:

My asking for people's reasoning to back up their insults... - Wassercrats
...those who choose to be assholes - dragonchild

...to yell at you people when I feel like it... - Wassercrats
To slap some sense into you people... - Wassercrats
...a Perlmonks representative could kiss my *yet to be determined*. - Wassercrats

I appreciate Wassercrats practicing what he preaches, and backing up dragonchild's statement so thoroughly.