I've got an funny idea here, hear me out .. maybe we take that Perl idea and we could have EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING be a file and we could we could have a collection of servers running on a mini mach kernels implementing things like filesystems and network access!

I'll call it "HURD OF 9 LLAMAS"! BA DOOM BOOM </rimshot>

(I predict this will be massively downvoted by those who don't know about HURD and Plan 9...)