in reply to Tonight's Dilemma
Clubbinger Kluh-binga Orig: fictional: a special wooden truncheon fashioned out of the tropical hard wood Bubinga.
I'd prefer it if the "if else" made sense for both eventualities, which is what you are kinda alluding to, aren't you?
It reminds me of a cross-word puzzle a stand-in teacher gave us for physics once:
Down 23. Is copper a good insulator? (2)
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